Hunter started running down the hallway where Bennett was sleeping. I quickly call to him and he comes running back.
Kara: What are you doing?
Hunter: I’m being quiet
Kara: But what are you doing?
Hunter: Getting the car out of my room.
Kara: Okay, just be quiet
Hunter runs off and quickly returns without the car.
Hunter: I’m being quiet, but my pants are loud. See? Watch. (runs across the room, his pajama pants make no noise.) See? It’s my pants that are loud. Not me.
I will start referring to him as Mr. Loud Pants.